Trey Gowdy Dead In His Hospital Room Of Unknown Causes

August 16, 2017

Congressman Trey Gowdy, who was abducted, tormented and left for dead by somebody with contacts high up in government, was recuperating from his wounds and an instance of impermanent amnesia when he went into heart failure and kicked the bucket, as indicated by our source inside Walter Reid: “He simply turned blue and kicked the bucket is what happened. On the off chance that it was heart failure it was…

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Disturbing Announcement About Michelle Obama …

July 21, 2017

Michelle Obama has spent the last few months since leaving the White House taking various lavish vacations all over the world. Now, she has returned to the U.S. and is hoping to fund her lavish lifestyle by appearing on the paid speaking circuit, where experts say she will likely make as much as $200,000 per speech, which is the same amount that former President George W. Bush makes. Unfortunately, an announcement was…

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BREAKING: FBI Issues Warrant For Obama’s Arrest After Confirming Illegal Trump Tower Wiretap

July 20, 2017

Former president and breaker of laws, Barack Obama, will either surrender himself or be picked up by the FBI sometime today to be booked and charged with unlawful use of authority, wire fraud and conspiracy to interfere with free elections after it was confirmed that he ordered the tapping of the phones at Trump Tower during the presidential election. The order, which isn’t something even a president can do without…

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Liberal Troll Paid $100K For Nancy Pelosi Drug Bust Hoax

July 20, 2017

A liberal troll has admitted to being behind the hoax involving Nancy Pelosi and her “two daughters.” Pelosi, who has four daughters, had nothing to do with the hoax or drugs of any kind and wouldn’t comment other than to say, “what can I tell you…conservatives will believe anything.” That’s the entire point, according to the troll responsible, who goes by the name “Chicken and Waffles for Equality”: “There’s nothing better than trolling around…

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BREAKING: Crash That Killed Tucker Carlson Was No Accident

July 20, 2017

Fox News superstar Tucker Carlson succumbed to his injuries and died overnight after being hit head-on while driving home. The Ford Explorer that crossed the median to slam into him was stolen, reinforced to sustain a head-on collision without killing the driver and left at the scene. After a preliminary investigation, police have ruled out an accident and Carlson’s cause of death has been ruled a homicide. Carlson’s secretary, Beth Anne Wiles, told Breitbart that her…

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Chuck Schumer’s Daughter Katie Dragged In Handcuffs Before A Federal Judge

July 20, 2017

Katie Schumer, 17, daughter of US Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, was arrested today by federal officials for trying to cross the US border from Mexico with more than $300K in cash and a pound of killer marijuana. Her attorney says the money was hers and nobody could prove otherwise and that the marijuana was a gift from a Mexican friend. Schumer says she didn’t understand that you have to declare any cash over…

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BREAKING: Fox News Just Fired Their Most Controversial Anchor

July 19, 2017

Fox News has finally had enough of one of their most controversial anchors. After speaking out against President Trump on multiple occasions and embarrassing the network publicly, Shep Smith has been given his walking papers. Rupert Murdoch, head honcho at Fox, told insiders that Shep was let go for his obvious disrespect for President Trump, his unscripted outbursts on live television and allowing his personal life to interfere with his…

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2 Senators Just Tried To Impeach Trump And Went To jail Instead

July 18, 2017

Two Democrat senators made a huge mistake today when they decided to begin impeachment charges against our president under false pretenses. Under US Code Title 18 Subsection 410.91, knowingly perpetrating such an action is attempting a coup and therefore considered treason. Not just treason, either…High treason. If the senators, Matt McCrosky from Vermont and Leon Pillman from Rhode Island, were to sign a full confession, which they won’t, they could…

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BREAKING: Trump Makes One Phone Call – Stephen Colbert Fired

July 18, 2017

President Trump made a single phone call this morning to the CEO of CBS and voila…Stephen Colbert was fired as host of the Late Show. According to Jeff Derpinger of the White House Office of Information and Propaganda, President Trump talked to J.L. Meshner for about five minutes and told him he can either find a new host for the Late Show or kiss his network’s White House press credentials goodbye. The…

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BREAKING: Trump Fires Attorney General Loretta Lynch

July 16, 2017

President-elect Donald Trump has fired Attorney General Loretta Lynch from her post and nominated Sen. Jeff Sessions to replace her.    Loretta Lynch, who famously boarded a plane with Bill Clinton for a “private meeting” during ongoing FBI investigations into Hillary Clinton, is likely to leave office in April 2017 just before Jeff Sessions is confirmed by the Senate. The announcement was met by widespread applause from Republicans, but denouncement from…

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